| Women | Men |
| Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends. | I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude. |
| Go ahead and leave the seat up. | While I'm up, can I get you a beer? |
| I think hairy butts are really sexy. | I think hairy butts are really sexy. |
| Hey, get a whiff of that one. | Her boobs are just too big. |
| Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. | Sometimes I just want to be held. |
| Does this make my butt look too small? | We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
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| I'm wrong, you must be right again. | I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions |
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